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13.06.2025 09:36

Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives