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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 09:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives